[And retroactively locked from Wichita to prevent moooore weirdness]["Wichita's" fiddling with the communicator for a moment, then sets it on the desk and backs up. He's swaying and has what looks like a nearly-empty bottle of wine dangling in his hand, which is a pretty horrible idea, since he's recently deceased, OH WELL. Ana's just lounging on ( Read more... )

[So, what's Rex and Wichita been up to this evening? Why, Rex conned a nebulizer from the infirmary, and they got super high off some of Bill Murray's stash. So, the video cuts in with a fantastic close up of their faces, as Wichita's got his creepy mad scientist gear and ventilator on, and Rex has got the Cobra Commander hood which he was ( Read more... )

I'm never getting that drunk again. Two days later, and I still feel like I want to crawl into a hole. I guess it's a good thing I never tried to go Greek at school.

That and I was too young, anyway.

The next time you want to go to the pub, Harper, you can count me out.

[Private to Ana]I've put some thought into what you said the other night ( Read more... )

WICHITA! Come over and see my snake! You can help me name him.

[Pause. Oblivious to the fact that what he just said sounds kind of weird, then he begins to EXCITEDLY and drunkenly expound upon this.]

He's a Children's python! They're the world's, uhhh... SECOND smallest python! I think. Now-- and this is really fascinating-- the name comes ( Read more... )

Posisibble Bases o---f Operations!
Castle Destro legality???
Snake Island not actually shaped like a snake
Sealand TOO SMALL!
TERRORDROME doesn't exist
hmmm

[What follows is blueprint for a giant ice ray-- HOWEVER, because of the drugs, it's sloppily designed, so it wouldn't actually... work if anybody tried to build it. Below it is an ( Read more... )